Joshsouza's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CLOPPING.MOV]

How dare you. Upon watching this flash video file, my genitals exploded and there is now a 1-inch layer of semen covering all of the contents in my house. All I got was a gender change too. Thanks.

Speedo responds:

nice way of saying ya liked it, i suppose

[Danger Global Warming]

Sweet

I thought the flash was pretty neat but isn't there a thing on Youtube where it could re-size to full-screen because my eyes hurt from just looking at it at all because of all of the flashes. I thought it was pretty cool. the art was violent and already gave me a thought of this animation. You should try finding something that can reduce the file-size. I think there is some software online that can reduce the file-size of SWFS. that would be neat, although it still probably wouldn't be up-loadable.

Back to topic here, the animation was pretty smooth and the quick, flashy transition gave it feeling to it which was pretty nice although, I think the world would on resort to this if it was like, ran by the devil or something because people can't be that greed and ignorant... right? Plus I think people would learn in 100 years. But didn't that girl die like 3 times or something? I, myself enjoyed all the feeling coming from this flash and I do, understand the message too.

I really don't know why you have been so negative in your responses but whatever... I really enjoyed this one and I hope the next one can be, smaller in file size so it could be bigger. Overall I loved it.

~Review Request Club~

-Joshsouza

BruceKnox responds:

DEAR CHILD OF LOVE AND THE ETERNAL SPRIRT... THE PATH TO THE GREATER GOOD IS THROUGH HIM WHO HAS THE POWER OF THE HEALING LIGHT...

FUCK OFF!!!

I WILL ALWAYS BE HOSTILE TO DIPSHITS THAT NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT THE WORLD IS FULL OF RAPISTS, MURDERERS AND CUNTS LIKE ME!!!

AND AS FOR THE TOPIC OF 100 YEARS IN THE FUTURE... THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

HUMANS ARE GREEDY GREEDY GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

GROW THE FUCK UP!!!

BRUCE

[Sky And Earth]

Review Request Club

Well there's not much to say about this but the audio was ok but the lip syncing was off a little bit and the art was very basic but I saw some potential into this thing but it's really too short for me to review at all but try to make the animation better and better artwork from maybe other artists but I couldn't really hear go really well but I guess you kind of tried on this so I gave you a four because I'm nice but please work more harder on your stuff!

~Review Request Club~

~Joshsouza~

up-a-notch responds:

ok thanks i will

[21 Pains]

Review Request Club

I thought the whole thing was pretty funny itself and it was pretty sad that Fro had to do the woman voice but there were some things that could be improved in the whole thing but I did see potential in this itself so I guess I will start now.

I thought the voice acting was OK but it's not really your fault that Fro's girlfriend had something else to do in that time but the rest of it was just the song in it but I think some sound effects would be cool like the gunshots because it sounded pretty weird without it so I guess that would help a bit in this.

I think the art was OK but kind of sloppy itself but the background needed more details in it because it is just a brown room with two people in it and some flashing light thing in other colors. The animation wasn't really that good like the lip-syncing that needed more work and the blood thing needed more things in it and the guy didn't even move when he got shot which is pretty weird so work on the animation because the only animation was the gun shots, the blood, and the lights of course.

Overall I think this needs more work but I gave it an 8 because it was pretty funny so I think you should just work on these.

~Review Request Club~

-Joshsouza

MonoFlauta responds:

thanks a lot for the review. yeah for the next one (dont know what will be) i will put more effort in the background and sounds effects and i think that fro making female voice is funnier than a real girl making female voice dont know :p its my opinion.

Thanks for reviewing :D

[Cunt Burgers]

Review Request Club

Well first of all, I am only reviewing this because it was requested and I need more stat points and I know you will just say something like "eat my dick" or call me a n***** or just tell me "fuck you" so just remember that I don't like this eaither and I am not really gonna be pissed at trolling.

ART 4/10

The art was OK I guess but generally needed more work like fixing the eyes a bit and try getting some better backgrounds. but It could look really nice if you tried so just think about that when you are drawing. But at least not sticks.

ANIMATION5/10

the animation needed a bit more work too like try using more techniques then fbf because Eddsworld got good by mostly tweening but just don't use it that much ok? Maybe try to make them at different angles or something like that/

STORY 3/10 AND EFFORT 2/10

I believe the story needed a bit more work because it sounded like some kind of 5 year old would write but is that the joke of it or something? Please also spend more effort onto it because if you took your time, it could come out good. Just don't really rush it as much.

OVERALL 4/10

I think this could be pretty good if you improved the art and animation a bit and maybe took some more time and effort onto this because it seems like it is rushed or you are doing this for shits and giggles.

-Joshsouza (Let the trolling begin)

TheReturnOfTomsPulp responds:

You are a bellend

[CoolJaw: T.T. I-V]

Review Request Club

I think by far this is one of the best and goriest episode you have ever out on the series so I will start

ART 9/10

I thought the art was good but I think you should have worked on the blood a bit and put more colors into the blood because it looked kind of noob but the splatter was good. I really liked the drawing in this one but try to clean it up a bit more.

AUDIO 10/10

The audio went well with this flash because it had the creepy sounds like some kind of horror movie and the whole effect with the sound on the first three panels with the comic select screen was really cool and I am glad that you didn't use the same audio as the first series.

STORY 10/10

This is the best part about it but why didn't that guy just choose not to do and just die instantly instead of a weekly torture and wouldn't he have dies of blood loss in it at all? He must have looked pretty crazy after that week.

EFFORT 9/10

It looks like you put a lot of effort into it considering that it probably has below 500 frames in the whole thing and it is a cool comic that you're making but you should try to make it into a printed book.

OVERALL 10/10

I see lots of improvement since the first episode and the storyline is getting better and better in it and I hope this goes on like this episode because it is pretty neat.

(RRC signature at top) -Joshsouza

Celx-Requin responds:

Oh there's a reason why he does what he did, I'm keeping it pretty close to the chest but you'll find out in III!

Thanks for the review I appreciate it!
- Celx

["EXTINCT"]

Review Request Club

I thought the thing was nice but I did get a little boring in between but a really good job with the 3D effects in there. So I start the review.

I thought the art was really good and very cool with the 3D but why was the cat er dog thing in 2D if the rest of the things are 3D? It's kind of weird but I guess it put a little less work so you could get your other projects done but it's fine with me. There was also some other 2D parts that didn't really go along with all of the other art.

The music was pretty good and so was the sound but, it kind of got out of sync when the cat dog thing was running. (What do I call that thing!) It came in at nice times and where you needed them but why didn't you put sound in any other submissions?

The story wasn't that good since it was just an animal just doing his own thing in the forest for about 3 MINUTES and FINALLY, there was something to keep me busy to watch because you didn't need all of that extra things at the beginning. Then finally it ended.

I guess you put a lots of effort into it if you did it all 3D and spiffy and such which is good considering Newgrounds is turning into a stick collection off crap so good job on keeping it cool!

Overall I thought this was one of a kind and one of the only 3D flashes on Newgrounds you can find that would be on Aniboom. Just try to get some of the sound in sync and work harder even though this was good.

-joshsouza

manuelberja responds:

no,the rest are 2d.it's just the piece of tree bark,cage,trap,bamboo,butterfly.
thanks!

[LARRY episode 1.5]

Nice

I thought the whole thing really cracked me up with all of the jokes you put in and they thought that the Normons were Mormon but are they going to be with Larry in Episode 2?

ART 10/10

The art was really good and I liked the style and how you got every background done with barely any lag even on my crap Acer Laptop. The colors you used were good too and I saw much improvement from the first one and I expect to see Episode 2 even better.

STORY 10/10

I thought the storyline was weird but pretty funny how they had to put up with everybody in the town and how they kept getting mistaken for Mormons instead of people who want directions so very good job on it plus it was good to see a little bit of Larry in it.

ORIGINALITY 10/10

I thought it was very original plus the fact that this is your OWN series and not just some crap about sticks and stuff which is what I see every day here. The characters were original too like the gay guards and the hippie guy who got everybody in the town crazy for them.

EFFORT 10/10

I just know that you put a lot of effort into it plus the fact that it took a couple months to finish and how you said how long it took in the description but I still don't know why I review on effort if you people usually discuss that in the description but oh well

ANIMATION 10/10

The animation was top-notch and great and didn't have any flaws. I like how that one guys slammed the door on the guy's face and yelled no at him.

OVERALL 10/10

I am happy to say that there wasn't any flaws I could think of and I really enjoyed this one and how it was less laggier. I thought the jokes were great and I think you should keep this up. I will be expecting work like this on Episode 2

-Joshsouza

Jazza responds:

wow, big review, you deserve my undevided attention in my response.

well, they wont be a core part of the series, theyre just some characters in the series to get to know, the MAIN ones are in the full episodes, but you will see them and might even learn a little more as to how their story progresses.

thanks man. i got big plans for larry 2 :D

the animation could be better to be honest, i had lots to do in a short amount of time, but episode 2 will have a lot more detailed animation/action for ya. unless i die.

thanks heaps man, i'll do my best. great review. i give YOU a 10.

[Snow Wars]

Worked like a Movie!

I gotta say that the whole thing played like a movie but there was some flaws but not in the flash and video but the quality but that wasn't really your fault and it was pretty good watching it in a distance and using the lower lights button to give you a feel of a movie plus the screen and music in the main menu screen sounded like a movie like how it was all set up. Shane Dawson would never be able to do this.

The acting was very good and I didn't see any flaws or cracks in the voices at all or any mishaps and the animation made a really cool effect but I think you should upload this somewhere or make a DVD out of it so it will give you a feel of what it would be like have a movie you made..

I was deeply saddened by the score just because a couple people don't like "videos" in the flash portal even though you put a lot of flash in it. I think you should e-mail the video without flash or a menu screen and see how THEY would react compared to this finished video. I am sorry I had to write this paragraph because it doesn't seem fair that it got a bad score very unfairly.

It was a good call to put captioning in it because sometimes I couldn't hear what the people were saying ad that really saved me from giving you a 9 on this but try to be a little louder because of the bad quality for the file storage here.

The animation was really good and I was glad to see that the beams weren't just lines in different color but you actually detailed them instead of keeping it noob. Plus the Star wars joke you put near the end and the effect looked really cool and realistic and it was good work.

I thought the whole video was hilarious and the best jokes were when the blind guy got lost and the guy that wasn't dead came back plus his line he said cracked me up. I wont tell the spoiler ones though unless I already did but your sense of humor is strong and you had a nice little place to show it to the NG community or at least 415 right now as I am reviewing this still.

I know that you put a lot of effort into it because you had to spend 4 days just putting flash in! Plus I am sure there were problems recording and acting and a lots of cut-scenes but you actually did it!.

After all of the wait I gotta say that this is the best VIDEO on NG I have seen so far and you guys should keep it up! Overall This is great and the only thing I can say to improve on is the voice to be louder because of sound quality! Good job.

I know you are gonna submit this to RRC so
(Review Request Club)
-Joshsouza

Fro responds:

Thanks a lot for the well thought out review

[Stick Trouble in VG World]

Not bad

I thought it was pretty good for a first submission and the art and animation was good too so I will start with the art.
ART 7/10
The stick kind of ruined it a bit but I thought the pixels were very good and it was kind of weird how a bunch of other characters were in MARIO'S world which made no sense to me but pretty good for your first time on flash. I would think about making the art a little bit better than a stick.
ANIMATION 8/10
The animation was pretty good for a first submission too like the lazor and the stick coming out of kirby and sonic fighting the stick too plus all of the sticks physics. But it was pretty good for a 12fps flash and it was saddening to hear that it only got 47/50 because I thought it as A OK.
AUDIO 7/10
The audio choice was pretty good like the rock music when the stick came out of Kirby to represent destruction of all living things in that dimension. Plus the full-on mario music at the beginning but the lazor thing kind of fit in on this one.
ORIGINALITY 8/10
It WAS kind of original for a stick to be in Mario's world and fighting all of the characters from Mario and other games and the unexpected ending from Master Chief was hilarious and I am not saying what happened because I am not a spoiler for all of you guys. But try making the stick something more different because the stick figure is used WAY too much so I suggest changing it to something else.
EFFORT 7/10
I am pretty sure you spent SOME effort making this and it was a cool submission for a first when usually people make generic stick fights but this was better than that so good job on the effort and I am sure you spent time on it if it was a Mid-Term.
OVERALL 7/10
Yeah, I think you should work on making something more than a stick and making the animation better than 12fps now that you can do how ever much you want but it's a pretty good first submission and pretty decent too so you get a 7 out of 10 for you.

(Review Request Club)
-Joshsouza

AkujinRuukasu responds:

The stick guy was a little bit tricky to animate. Also, in the next movie, he'll be as less stiff and a bit more flexible as possible for my skills. The midterm grade was mostly based on criticism, don't get me wrong. He's really a great instructor. As for the lazer, I was looking for some appropriate sounds. The "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!" sound was the closest that I could find. I used the stick guy because I didn't think I would have time to create a full-bodied character. I also didn't want to take the time of replacing him and reanimating another character. As I said to Celx-Requin, the next movie will play at least 30 fps. Thank you for your suggestions and compliments. I appreciate it.